You are a poppa now, and when your child gets older they will not only be embarrassed by you, they will deny that you were ever cool. For now, you can appear cool and proud that it takes hours of rocking to get that little screaming ball of energy to sleep.
List $25.00
S&H $ 8.00

1950 Porche Roadster (Click Image to see More Gifts for Him)
If she insists on bringing a baby home, bring your own little baby home. There is always room for Jell-o and there is always room in the driveway/garage for a Porche!
List $400,000.00 (Sold Out)
S&H $ 4,000.000