If you've got a little retro punk in you, or you want to encourage anti-social behavior in your child, break the norms with this lovely little onesie. Grandmas will just think that it's a cute Barbie doll, and I don't believe any Barbies were actually harmed in the making of this onesie, but we understand the rebellion against female stereotypes. Plus it's cute.
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$ 14.95 USD
Diaper Pirate
Aargh matey, you's come to the end of your blissful life and have been subjected to the high jacking of the Diaper Pirate. Surrender your freedom and money to me... Dude, there are so many fun stories here and you can be totally interactive with your infant.
$ 14.95 USD (Buy)
If you have a concert shirt you want babyfied... contact us and we'll see if we can't locate it for you. I bought my own baby girl The Clash London Calling onesie as it was my very first rock concert... way back in the time before dinosaurs.
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$ 14.95 USD
A little Misfits shirt for your little Misfit :)
Baby knows Joey
Geekling
In the day you could bet your child would have been pummeled at daycare for wearing a shirt admitting to his geekiness. Thanks to the advent of Bill (I have more money than God) Gates, it is cool to be rich and nerdy.
$ 14.95 USD (Buy)
Baby Girl is a Punk Rocker
There is nothing that says retro like houndstooth. The lovely little skull and crossbones tells the other kids on the play ground that while your baby is cute and preppy, she has a bitchy side you don't want to push.
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$ 14.95 USD
An Upgrade to Perfection
A perfect way to show your father and son pride, this set of T's are intended to demonstrate that intelligence, charm, wit and taste are loaded into the newest version. There are still a few bugs in the diaper area to work out though.
$ 32.95 USD (Buy)
Why is it that only a child can get away with being spitfaced and people still thinking it's cute. I have been in that situation after many a late night party and all people want to do is call the police. When I wake in a holding cell next to my newest, best buddies...it's only then that people think I am cute again.
$ 14.95 USD (Buy)
If you read the Daddy Survival Guide, you are fully aware of the need to have one pretty outfit to dress your child in when company comes a calling. Before and after, the kid can wear barf stained sleepers all day and night to their hearts content
(Buy) $ 24.95 USD
There is something so wonderful and natural about breastfeeding. Every little boy should have a shirt supporting the efforts of the Le Leche League. These shirts come in men sizes as well... so show your solidarity and shout from the top of the Playboy Mansion... I Like Boobies
$ 14.95 USD (Buy)
Shirts of Questionable Taste
I have saved the best for last and hid it here at the bottom of the page. Express yourself in a twisted way and get smiles and high-5s from all the guys. Hide the onsie or shirt with a sweater when women are around. Sure, it's a game... show how crude you and baby could be... and if you buy one of these you are already up by one point. First one to 21 wins.
$ 14.95 each USD (Buy)